December 2009
111 posts
NYC
Who is in NYC for the next four or five days? Let me know!
What will the world do while Tumblr is down?
Live their lives?
“That is a really good book.”
– Guy on the train, upon seeing me reading Godel Escher Bach.
I agree, Trainman, I agree.
(via nique) (via maxistentialist)
I REALLY wanna read this book, but I feel like I just don’t have the time. And by the time I do read the book, everyone will be over it. Sigh…
Holy Shit I Graduate in 2010!
Na na, na na na na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye
What made 2009 a year to remember?
For me it there were a few things:
Barack Obama
My 21st birthday (I think I’m STILL hungover)
Balloon Boy
The Tuscan Pannini
LOST Season 5
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Whenever I'm in church, all I can think are dirty,...
(via christielouwho)
Whenever I am in church, I actually feel guilty for having those wonderfully dirty thoughts. What does that mean???
Could I possibly have a conscious???
Nah.
90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture.
christielouwho:
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californiacornbread:
I think the time has come for me to sound off on all you children here on Tumblr, stealing MY culture. If you were born in the early 80s, or mid 80s, you know what I’m talking about.
Let’s get some shit really fucking straight - most of you here on...
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
fmylife:
Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is there way to tell me that they know I’m gay and that they accept me. I’m straight. FML
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes!
Tumblr celeb Scout is now follwing me. Fuck yes! Today has been a great day!
Thanks, Baby Jesus!
Awesome Christmas Haul
christielouwho:
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evansiegel:
he-who-must-not-be-named:
CHRISTMAS HAUL UPDATE
Another polo sweater
A pair of polo sneakers
A pair of beautiful Nautica boot cut-flare jeans
A new wallet (with 25 bucks!)
Cuff Links
A pair of polo khakis
“The Inner Voice” an autobiography by Renee Flemming
AND
The Comepete Works of...
“The Lord has been GOOD on this Christmas!”
– Royce DuBiner, Chancellor of the Exchequer
Awesome Christmas Haul
christielouwho:
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evansiegel:
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maxistentialist:
he-who-must-not-be-named:
As many of you know, I am a pretty spoiled. I haven’t even opened up my main x-mas gifts yet and I have received at 150 dollar Amazon Gift Card, a new polo sweater, a 100 dollar J Crew Gift card and 5 pounds of gummy bears.
I’d say Santa came through!
Can’t wait...
Merry Christmas to My Goucher Peeps!
Awesome Christmas Haul
evansiegel:
he-who-must-not-be-named:
maxistentialist:
he-who-must-not-be-named:
As many of you know, I am a pretty spoiled. I haven’t even opened up my main x-mas gifts yet and I have received at 150 dollar Amazon Gift Card, a new polo sweater, a 100 dollar J Crew Gift card and 5 pounds of gummy bears.
I’d say Santa came through!
Can’t wait to see what else is under the tree.
LISTEN...
fmylife:
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
fmylife:
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn’t freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Awesome Christmas Haul
maxistentialist:
he-who-must-not-be-named:
As many of you know, I am a pretty spoiled. I haven’t even opened up my main x-mas gifts yet and I have received at 150 dollar Amazon Gift Card, a new polo sweater, a 100 dollar J Crew Gift card and 5 pounds of gummy bears.
I’d say Santa came through!
Can’t wait to see what else is under the tree.
LISTEN TO ME. Be very careful with those gummy...
Awesome Christmas Haul
As many of you know, I am a pretty spoiled. I haven’t even opened up my main x-mas gifts yet and I have received at 150 dollar Amazon Gift Card, a new polo sweater, a 100 dollar J Crew Gift card and 5 pounds of gummy bears.
I’d say Santa came through!
Can’t wait to see what else is under the tree.
fmylife:
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of ‘Fight Club’. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn’t sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
This Shit is Fucked Up
Evan is trying to be mean to mean. I wasn’t mean to him on HIS Holiday. What a Jew…
